At Dumbledore's grave -
Voldemort : What's up guys it's time for another unboxing video
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They should have just put a Voldemort - repelling wall around Hogwarts

Perhaps they could call it

The fence against the dark arts
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Daniel Radcliffe : *Tries his best to widen his career and take various different and interesting roles*
Me : Look! It's Harry Potter!
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Sirius has a baby girl. He names her orange. He's so happy and proud and everytime he meets someone he says :
"This is orange. She's the new black"
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