McGonagall : Sorry Harry, you can't go to Hogsmeade because your guardian or parent didn't sign the form

Dumbledore : Sorry Harry, you can't back out of the life-threatening death games because the magical glowing cup told me so
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Dumbledore : Oh, the Hogwarts houses? I respect them all equally! There's Gryffindor , Slytherin....

*Looks at smudged writing in hand*

Dumbledore : .... Rasinclaw .... and..

*Squints harder*

Dumbledore : jigglypuff