Someone’s been killing unicorns in the forest
Sounds like a job for children.


Quirrill: TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!
Dumbledore:prefects will lead there houses back to there common rooms
Malfoy:But The Slytherin Common room is in the dungeons!
Dumbledore:OMG MALFOY YOU ACT LIKE I EVEN CARE!


Voldemort:AVADA KED-
Hermione:stop ,stop , stop you going to take someone’s eye out besides you saying it wrong.



Seamus: Eye of rabbit,harp string hum
turn this water into rum
Jack Sparrow: I like this boy.