So you think being in a family with all muggles mean you have a life like Harry Potter. WRONG! My muggle family can be really boring! Seriously, staying home? ALL DAY? Another boring thing is no potions, no fun! To make things worse, my Muggle dad lost his job! And my Muggle mom was picking up my Aunt. Yay! I actually like my aunt, because she believes in magic. She is a wizard like my Grandma. My older sister acts like she is a wizard, but she hasn't even gone to Hogwarts yet, and she is 14! She didn't even go to any wizarding school! Ha! She even has a fake wand. Those things offend us wizards... they light up, acting like they did the spell Lumos. Why not just do Kwik-Spells? That makes no sense. Muggle TV is also quite boring. They make the wizards look like all they have to say is Hocus-Pocus! It is way more complicated. Like Wally Kazam. Hah! Magic stick? more like a wizard wand! How stupid is that? Also, MUGGLE QUIDDITCH? Those thieves! They stole a wizarding sport and claimed it as their own! I love Muggles as much as the next guy, the next guy being Ron's dad, but seriously! There are three types of Muggles. The Good Muggles, who are nice and belive in magic and don't offend us, the OK Muggles, who believe in magic but kind of offend us, and The Bad Muggles, Who don't believe in magic and choose to offend us by playing Muggle Quidditch and use fake wands, because to them, MAGIC IS THE MAGIC OF MONEY AND ELECTRICITY! WHAT ABOUT US? HOW WOULD THEY LIVE WITHOUT ELECTRICITY, HUH? WHAT IF I DID A SPELL AND TOOK AWAY IT ALL? HOW WOULD THEY FEEL! HOW?

 Sorry, got a bit carried away there. I have a lot of homework, including a 500 word essay for Potions. UGH! I only have 178 words! IT WAS ONLY OUR FIRST LESSON. HOW CAN WE DO THAT? I know it is on Potion Ethics, but we haven't even made a potion yet! Also, I am quite easy to anger. Here, I haven't told you about myself. I'm Fiona. I am in Gryffindor. My pet is a pet Hamster, who's magical ability is the ability to get along with dogs, and tell people when he wants to be fed, held, or to be left alone.