Friends: A Slytherins Guide To Bribery, Extortion, And Exploitation
This life-changing book will take you through: the simplest and quickest means to obtain friends; the ways in which said friends can be used to your advantage; and the proper way to cash in on the investment you have made in these companionships.
*Please note that this book is the work of a true Slytherin, though editing was outsourced to a Ravenclaw. As one does.
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
7
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15,417
About The Author And Additional Reading
Chapter 7
About the Author
Marie is an online student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. While her current living situation prevents her from attending directly, she has
come to fully understand the spirit of the school through tales told to her at her all pure-blood country club.
Marie lives in a small Wizarding community in South Korea, a country whose homogenous nature creates the perfect opportunity for a true Slytherin haven:
primarily pure-blood private Wizarding schools, expensive robe shops, and lovely unicorn slaughter facilities. Marie is truly a Slytherin with a heart of
gold, fighting to protect our way of life and the vibrant spirit of the natural order. She wrote this book in the hope that other Slytherins, like herself,
could help change the world for the better. Marie has also participated in many important movements for world peace, preferential treatment of those with
higher blood-status, and raising money for kitten shelters!
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