Contrary to popular belief the EGG did come before the chicken why ? Because without the egg no chicken could exist but with SCIENCE the egg could be manufactured minus the chicken. Alright now close your eye(s) both mind, spiritual, and physical, if you actually did this you shouldn't be reading this book and have lost the ability to read enabling me to write what ever I wish here so I shall be honest and state that this book is not in fact a egg you shall be unaware of this though since your eyes are closed rendering you incapable of reading this sentence. *ahem*  Now open those eye(s) What did you see the answer should be nothing but what should be said should be the first thing you thought of when closing your eyes for example, a useless alarm clock which rings only twenty minutes after the desired waking time is past causing you to hurry to be prepared for all occurrences of the day/night. This is a good point to become in touch with your inner most thoughts speak of them despite all consequences, this shall increase your defenses against all possible effects that may come from feelings of negativity, such as self consciousness, shame, and in the odd occasion pride. Practice for the course of say 5 minutes-12 long cold lonely years. After you can fully say with no hint of remorse in the middle of a crowded highway that YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL TRAFFIC JAM flavored raspberry/strawberry(any jam of your preference is accepted as it will not effect the course unless your are on the interstate and mustn't say that your are poisonberry for that is quite rude.) We can move on to the next lesson, you shall find it hidden behind the left corner in the nearest Mexican restaurant. If the Meican restaurant is ciruclar and lacks corners try the mouth of any nearby employees.