Lovegood facts; which do you believe?
written by Merlin D. Trelawney
A collection of Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood's outrageous facts. Which do you actually believe are true?
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Here are Luna's, and her father's outrageous facts, which do you believe?
1. The Ministry is breeding Aquavarius Maggots
2. Fudge wants to take over Gringotts
3. Fudge has goblins cooked in pies
4. Wrackspurts are invisible creatures that make your brain go fuzzy
5. Nargles are mischievous creatures that hide your things
6. Gurdyroots help ward of Freshwater Plimpies
7. Gnomes have magic saliva
8. Sirius Black is really the singing sensation Stubby Boardman
9. The Aurors are working to bring down the Ministry using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease
10. Crumple-Headed-Snorcacks are real!
11. Fudge has his own army of Heliopaths, great flaming spirits of fire
1. The Ministry is breeding Aquavarius Maggots
2. Fudge wants to take over Gringotts
3. Fudge has goblins cooked in pies
4. Wrackspurts are invisible creatures that make your brain go fuzzy
5. Nargles are mischievous creatures that hide your things
6. Gurdyroots help ward of Freshwater Plimpies
7. Gnomes have magic saliva
8. Sirius Black is really the singing sensation Stubby Boardman
9. The Aurors are working to bring down the Ministry using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease
10. Crumple-Headed-Snorcacks are real!
11. Fudge has his own army of Heliopaths, great flaming spirits of fire
