hi this is short but has harry potter jokes what does harry have that voldemort does not? a nose! why did voldemort try to kill harry? He didnt he did not know magic!!! what would you call hermione? bookworm! how did harry get through a door that was locked? he had to slyther-in! how do you get a big thing through a dorm room door? you open the gryffen-door!!! How did the big bad wolf knock down hogwarts? he huffle-PUFFED!!! what would you call hedwig if you didnt know how to pronounce hedwig? HEAD-WIG (a wig that goes on your head LOL) how do death eaters freshen their breath? with dementos! why does voldemort not have glasses? nobody nose! why did mad eye moody get fired from hogwarts? he couldnt control his pupils (pupils have 2 meanings, pupils like the ones on your eyes and children or kids also are known as pupils)! i hope you like this and im sorry if there were spelling errors.