Harry potter jokes 2
written by Charlotte Weasley
These jokes will knock you off your broomstick
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
2
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375
Harry potter jokes chapter 1
Chapter 1
Q : How does Voldemort keep his breath fresh?
A : Dementos!
Q : What do you call harry potter with a beard?
A : Hairy potter
Q : What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?
A : He has to Slyther-in!
Q : Why is Garrick Ollivander never home?
A : He's a wanderer!
Q : How do you get a mythical creature into your house?
A : through a gryffindor
A : Dementos!
Q : What do you call harry potter with a beard?
A : Hairy potter
Q : What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?
A : He has to Slyther-in!
Q : Why is Garrick Ollivander never home?
A : He's a wanderer!
Q : How do you get a mythical creature into your house?
A : through a gryffindor
