Guide To Survive In Hogwarts
And no, I am not talking about how to defend yourself. Not everyone gets to fight He-who-must-not-be-named in their first year at school, even though everyone wishes it. Now this is how to uphold a reputation at hogwarts because, seriously, who hasn't heard "My parents were part of the war and knew Harry Potter..." It's getting old. What are you going to say when he says it's not true? Let's just say you'd be screwed. So this is how you must uphold a reputation without being boring and unoriginal. Unless you want to be... Which is quite unlikely.
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05/31/21
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1. Before The Sorting
Chapter 1
Before the sorting, it's best to shut your mouth.
Of course you can breathe, I'm not trying to kill you or anything, but hasn't anyone taught you how to breathe with your nose?
You can talk too, it's the best way to make new friends in different houses before you get cathegorized, just don't go around saying that you're a muggleborn because you never know who might be a future Slytherin. Yeah, yeah, you're proud of it. Tell you what, you can say it after the sorting! I know, I'm a genius.
In all seriousness, I have nothing against Slytherins or muggleborns, I happen to have friends in both cathegories, but no matter how much you're proud, the slightest mistake will make your life a living hell.
