“Happy Birthday Tommy! Here, you can have this. It’s paper inside of paper that is sealed with my own spit.” I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about. (Maybe) Envelopes. If you don’t, here is a wonderful definition. Envelopes: useless pieces of paper that one can stick more paper inside of, that are sealed with one’s saliva. So now you all know what an envelope is. Now, I’m sure that you have all used envelopes in the past to mail something or maybe, y’ know, write your neighbor who is nine years old a letter from someone named Harry Enchilada, the mayor of a town where everyone who lives there is 3 inches tall. Normal things like that. I’m sure you have all done those. Well, maybe not the last one. That probably just applies to me. So, anyway, envelopes are trash, like I mean the only time that people ever really get mailed something is, like, if you get like a check in the mail or a birthday card, but you can also send both of those things online now, so that pretty much just means that envelopes are useless. If you think otherwise please message me or email me at Tacobelllllllllllll123@gmail.com because I would be happy to hear what you think, but as of right now, I think that envelopes are completely useless. And the part about sealing envelopes with your spit, like, you lick them, and then like you give them to other people and with Corona, that’s probably a bad idea. Whoever first invented envelopes was actually pretty smart though. I admit, when you first think about it, it was a pretty good idea, so important pieces of paper won’t get damaged and the mail person can’t read them, but notice that I said WAS a good invention, not IS a good invention. I feel like I’m kinda repeating the same thing over and over again so I’m gonna stop now. Sorry if this wasn’t as good as the last one.