Sassiest Harry Potter Moments
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Harry Potter, a very sassy wizard, has all his sassiest moments in this book!
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05/31/21
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Sassiest Moments
Chapter 1
When the twins gave Harry a map of all of Hogwarts secrets:
Fred and George give the map
"What's this rubbish?", Harry says.
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When Harry got sassy with Snape:
‘Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?’
‘Yes,’ said Harry stiffly.
‘Yes, sir.’
‘There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.’
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When Harry went sassy telling Hermione he knew something and didn't want to be reminded:
‘The task is two days from now!’, says Hermione.
‘Really? I had no idea.’, replies Harry
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When Harry acted smarter than Dudley, reminding him something he already knew:
"This is night, Diddykins — that’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this", said Harry.
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When Harry tried to be nice to Neville:
‘If you’re interested in plants, you’re better off with Goshawk’s Guide to Herbology. Did you know there's a wizard in Nepal who's growing gravity-resistant trees?’, says Neville.
‘Neville, no offence, but I really don’t care about plants.’, says Harry.
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When Harry stood up to Malfoy:
‘You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.’, says Malfoy.
‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone.’, says Harry.
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When Cedric asked Harry how he was doing in the Triwizard Tournament, Harry simply just says:
‘Spectacular.’
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When Harry told Hermione that being the Boy Who Lived wasn't all amazing as it sounds:
‘Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t forget, he’s a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you ...’, says Hermione.
‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’ said Harry sarcastically.
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When Harry was sarcastic and sassy about the news:
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. "Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.
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Those were some of Harry Potter's sassiest moments. Remember to owl me if you liked this book or not at AwesomePotion101. Thank you for reading, if you enjoyed this book, read my others!:
1. The Secret Slytherin Friend
2. The Gryffindor Girl
3. Fun Things to do When You're Bored
4. Kate Liwildon Goes to Hogwarts
Thank you for reading!
Fred and George give the map
"What's this rubbish?", Harry says.
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When Harry got sassy with Snape:
‘Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?’
‘Yes,’ said Harry stiffly.
‘Yes, sir.’
‘There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.’
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When Harry went sassy telling Hermione he knew something and didn't want to be reminded:
‘The task is two days from now!’, says Hermione.
‘Really? I had no idea.’, replies Harry
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When Harry acted smarter than Dudley, reminding him something he already knew:
"This is night, Diddykins — that’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this", said Harry.
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When Harry tried to be nice to Neville:
‘If you’re interested in plants, you’re better off with Goshawk’s Guide to Herbology. Did you know there's a wizard in Nepal who's growing gravity-resistant trees?’, says Neville.
‘Neville, no offence, but I really don’t care about plants.’, says Harry.
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When Harry stood up to Malfoy:
‘You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.’, says Malfoy.
‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone.’, says Harry.
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When Cedric asked Harry how he was doing in the Triwizard Tournament, Harry simply just says:
‘Spectacular.’
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When Harry told Hermione that being the Boy Who Lived wasn't all amazing as it sounds:
‘Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t forget, he’s a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you ...’, says Hermione.
‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’ said Harry sarcastically.
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When Harry was sarcastic and sassy about the news:
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. "Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.
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Those were some of Harry Potter's sassiest moments. Remember to owl me if you liked this book or not at AwesomePotion101. Thank you for reading, if you enjoyed this book, read my others!:
1. The Secret Slytherin Friend
2. The Gryffindor Girl
3. Fun Things to do When You're Bored
4. Kate Liwildon Goes to Hogwarts
Thank you for reading!
