Harry potter jokes
written by Charlotte Weasley
here are some jokes that will knock off your Hedwig
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
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Harry potter jokes chapter 2
Chapter 2
Q: What kind of cereal do they have at Hogwarts?
A: Huffle Puffs
Q: Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
A: Because Draco did.
Q: Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
A: So nobody would know which side he’s on.
Sirius: Voldemort is after something , something he didn't have before .
Harry: A nose ?
A: Huffle Puffs
Q: Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
A: Because Draco did.
Q: Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
A: So nobody would know which side he’s on.
Sirius: Voldemort is after something , something he didn't have before .
Harry: A nose ?
