Harry potter jokes
written by Charlotte Weasley
here are some jokes that will knock off your Hedwig
Last Updated
05/31/21
Chapters
3
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Harry potter jokes chapter 1
Chapter 1
Q: Why wouldn’t Ron’s car move?
A: It got stuck in a quid-ditch
Q: What did Harry Potter say when Hermione didn’t like his knock knock joke?
A: There must be some thing RON with you!
Q: Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
A: Nobody nose.
Q: Why does Voldemort use Twitter instead of Facebook?
A: Because he only has followers, not friends
Q: What did Harry Potter wear when his hair fell out?
A: A Hedwig.
A: It got stuck in a quid-ditch
Q: What did Harry Potter say when Hermione didn’t like his knock knock joke?
A: There must be some thing RON with you!
Q: Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
A: Nobody nose.
Q: Why does Voldemort use Twitter instead of Facebook?
A: Because he only has followers, not friends
Q: What did Harry Potter wear when his hair fell out?
A: A Hedwig.
