Cedric: Not all Hufflepuffs are weak.
Luna: Not all Ravenclaws are stuck-up.
Snape: Not all Slytherins don't know love.
Wormtail: Not all Gryffindors are loyal.

Harry Potter: I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to kill me.
(Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry's education.)

Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the station.

Harry Potter: Professor, i think there's a black dog that always follows me.
Lupin: Ahh.. That sounds pretty.. Sirius.

Vernon: Who ate my freaking Oreos??!?
Harry Potter: Drive Ron, Drive!! I ate his Oreos!
Ron: Why are they so deliciously tempting?

~THE END~
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