Dudley: Did you know that i was born in a highway.
Harry Potter: Makes sense. Most tragic accidents happen in highways.

Umbridge: Why are you talking during my class?
Harry Potter: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

Prof. McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Prof. Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Prof. McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Prof. McGonagall: You told her You-Know-Who is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Prof. McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Harry Potter: Ha-ave a what?

Umbridge: Harry, i love you.
Harry Potter: I hate you.
Umbridge: How much do you hate me?
Harry Potter: If we're locked in a room with Voldemort, Bellatrix and a pistol with 2 bullets, i'll shoot you twice.

Voldemort: I have an army.
Opposite party: We have Noses.

Draco: Did you see my text?
Harry Potter: Y-Yeah.
Draco: Then why didn't you text me back?

Voldemort: I am the most evil, powerful, vile, hated person in this entire-
Umbridge: Wands away. There will be no need to talk.

Ron: Anything else?
Harry Potter: Yeah, stay away from me.
Ron: Alright, see you in the room we share.