It's the next morning, after a long night of Truth or Dare. I walk to Breakfast. "Hmm..A banana smoothie, A hard-boiled egg...A piece of toast with butter. And fruit salad!!" Kal exclaims. "So, you remembered the diet?" I ask. "Yup!" He says. "You sure you want to stick to it and not eat this PuMpKiN sPiCe RoLl?" I taunt. "Mhm!" He says. He eats his food with a happy face, whereas mine was probably quite bitter. "Shit! He's doing good!" I whisper to Matt, Storm, and Alex. I bite into a piece of bacon. "What can I do to make him lose..?" I mutter. "So, how's your food?" Kal asks. "Great. Brilliant, actually. I think this is Shef Bob's finest batch of bacon." I say. "Mhmmmmmmmm." He says. "Yup!" I say. "Sureeee." He says. "DON'T call me a liar." I say. "But you are one." Kal teases. I slap him in the face. "Oh, you are DEAD!" Kal yells. Kal tackles me and punches me. I smile. He breaks his hand, since you know, me, made of stone. "Ha! This is entertaining!" Matt exclaims. "Get 'er little bro!" Susannah yells.

Ok, backtrack quickly. I forgot to mention this, but this year, I found out Kal's sister Susannah was alive. I kinda thought I killed her after pushing her into a hedge trap in the triwizard tournament in my 4th year. I kinda felt...bad, I guess. It was a really weird feeling, feeling bad for him. So we went to the hedge trap and saved her. I don't know how I forgot to tell that. Ha. Alright, back to the moment.

"Go Parvati!" Esther yells. Kal turns into a dolphin, which is his animagus and sprays water all over me. How he survived because he wasn't in water, I don't know. My eyes flare. I turn into a wolf, which is my animagus, and bite him. "OWIEE!" He yells. Kal turns back into a human and tries to smash a plate against my head. I catch it in my wolf mouth, and turn back. He tries to punch me in the gut, but breaks his other hand, because, once again, me, made of stone. Ocean grabs Kal before he can hurt himself more, and Matt pulls me back too.

"That was awesome! You totally wrecked him Parv!" Matt says. I smile. "Yeah, it was pretty awesome." Demon says,still sitting down. I smile wider now. He's my older brother, but since our parents aren't around often, he acts like a parent to me. All I wanted from his was his approval. I feel like I'm finally getting it. Matt kisses me. "Don't celebrate yet. His diet is still going pretty well." I say. "Wanna sabotage it?" He asks. "Hell yeah!" I say.

It's a little later. I let Matt sneak into the girls dorm. "He's been eating Fruit, eggs and toast every day for the past 3 days." I say. Matt pulls custard and a hollowed out hard-boiled egg. He stuffs the egg with custard. "Perfect" I say and kiss him.

I walk over to Kal, who's sitting on a bench outside and give him the egg. "Here you go. Good luck on your diet!" I say as casually as I can. "Um..Thanks. You sure this isn't a trap egg?" He asks. "Sure as sugar sir." I say. He takes a bite out of the egg. I laugh, laugh, and keep on laughing. "You fool! Matt stuffed the egg with custard!" I yell. I laugh some more. "First of all, EW. Second," Kall says and flips the egg. He didn't take a bite. "GAH!!" I yell. "I know never to trust a Parvati." He says and sashays away. Uhg. "That bitch." I mutter. "Don't worry, we'll find a way to get him later." Matt says.

"5 days will be up in 4 hours!" Kal exclaims a few days later. "NO NO NO! WHY IS MY LIFE SO HOPELESSLY MISERABLE!" I yell in the common room. "What if we changed the time on his phone?" Matt asks. "Yes!" I say. Maybe my life isn't too miserable. "Good plan." Demon mutters and runs off. "Where's he going?" I ask. Matt shrugs. Demon comes back a little later. "Ok, I told Kal the plan, and that his diet's gonna end when his clock reads 10. But really, change it so the diet ends when his clock reads 11 cause I kinda already stole Pizza from Shef Bob's kitchen because I thought he was gonna lose on the 1st day, and I DO NOT wanna get caught returning the Pizza." Demon says all in one breath.

I'm there at the great hall when Kal's phone reads 10. "Diet. Is OVER!" Kal says and takes a big bite of a cream puff. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Storm laughs. She knew the plan. I snicker. "What?" He asks. "I changed the time on your phone EVEN MORE! Your diet ends when your phone reads 11!!!" I say and laugh. Kal flashes a wicked grin. He undoes his mind trick, revealing he took a bite out of a piece of Broccoli. "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!" I curse. "NO NO NO!" I yell. "Get NOOBED Parvatato!" Ocean yells. Parvatato became a funny nickname a few years ago, but I don't like it when Ocean says it like she just did. I glare at her, and don't realize Kal took my god damn wallet. "And a large bag of breadsticks. Yup, that’s all. Thanks, bye!" Kal finishes up his order. "KALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" I yell. I ended up having to pay and eat Broccoli. I don't care that the people who knew my plan didn't get food from Kal. I am so mad. "Hmm." I mutter. I walk up to the table. I set the remaining breadsticks on fire. "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARVATI!" Kal yells. "What? I thought you were cold so I made you a fire." I say and set the rest of the food on fire. "YOU. JERK!!!" Kal yells. I smirk and sashay away.