Gelatin: A my Little Pony Fanfiction By Parvati Riddle
written by Parvati Riddle
A funny MLP fanfiction. Please read this, I literally spent my time WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY, when I stopped watching is so long ago!!!!
Last Updated
05/31/21
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Gelatin
Chapter 1
GELATIN
A My Little Pony Fan Fiction!
[Boing. BOING! Pinkie Pie is jumping on Twilight’s bed, giddy with excitement]
Pinkie: Wake up! Wake up!
[Twilight wakes up]
Twilight: Good morning Pinkie pie!
Pinkie: Today is the day!
Twilight: The day...for...what?
Pinkie: The day a pony will be made into gelatin!
Twilight: Umm..okkkay?
[At the ceremony]
Princess Celestia: SETTLE DOWN! Today is the day! One “lucky” pony will be taken to the great pit of boiling water to be melted into gelatin!
Princess Luna: You will have the day to relax! Then at 6 pm you will report back here!
[Everyone leaves, worried]
[Later, at Twilight’s castle]
AJ: I’m so scared!
RD: What if i’m made into rainbow Jello?
Rarity: That lake is too unfashionable! I can’t stand the thought of being made into gelatin there!
PP: Well, at least it will be Fun!!!!
Spike: I don’t want to lose any of you!!!!
Twilight: I’m sure none of us will get chosen! Besides we have to take the test!
AJ: Your right! Speaking of the test, it should have been delivered by now!
Rarity: The test is about what again?
Spike: Equestria Of course! Everything about it! The pony with the lowest score is sent to the boiler!
RD: This will be easy!
[The test is delivered]
Fluttershy: OK, we can do this!
[Twilight is unsure of the last question “How many alicorns are there in Equestria?”]
Twilight: 4..right? Me Cadence, Celestia and Luna…?
[Twilight finishes and gives it to the guard outside]
PP: Yay! This was fun! It was easy, besides the first question, “Who founded Equestria”
[Everyone finishes at 5:30 and walks back to Celestia’s palace]
[Later……]
Luna: ALRIGHT EVERYONE!!!! The tests have been scored. The pony who will be made into gelatin is…..Granny Smith!
AJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
GS: Yee haw! Make me into apple Jello!
AJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
GS: I will be the best Apple Jello ever!
[GS is led into to hut]
AJ: We MUST save Granny Smith!
FS: I agree!
Spike: Yes!
PP: Do you mean find an innocent pony and forge a worse test score?!?! YAY!
AJ: If that’s what we gotta do.
Rarity: As long as I don’t get dirty and unfashionable.
Twilight: Let’s do this! AJ, Pinkie, you go find an innocent pony. Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, find a blank test. Spike, go get me a new pen. Rarity, you come with me. Meet us back at our castle in 10 minutes!
[Everyone leaves]
[10 minutes later]
[PP and AJ return with an innocent pony]
[Spike comes with a new pen]
[FS and RD come with a blank test.]
Twilight: Ok. Put “Jeff” for all the answers.
FS: Isn’t this Illegal?
AJ: Yep.
RD: Whats your name?
Draco: Draco Malfunction
RD: Put Draco Malfunction for name!
Spike: We’re ready! Twilight, take the test, Rainbow Dash, take Draco Malfunction!
[Everyone rushes back to the hut]
Twilight: Princess Luna! Princess Celestia!
Celestia: Twilight! Why Are you here? We are about to start!
RD: But that’s the thing! We found this guy and a test hiding in the well!
[Celestia reads the test]
Luna: This is worse than Granny Smith!
Draco: But.. what..no. WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Celestia: Come with me Draco Malfunction. Granny Smith, you can leave!
[Luna and Celestia take Draco Malfunction, and AJ takes GS]
[Everyone walks back]
AJ: We did it! We saved Granny Smith!
Fluttershy: And broke a lot of rules doing it…
Twilight: Who cares! Granny Smith is safe!
THE END
A My Little Pony Fan Fiction!
[Boing. BOING! Pinkie Pie is jumping on Twilight’s bed, giddy with excitement]
Pinkie: Wake up! Wake up!
[Twilight wakes up]
Twilight: Good morning Pinkie pie!
Pinkie: Today is the day!
Twilight: The day...for...what?
Pinkie: The day a pony will be made into gelatin!
Twilight: Umm..okkkay?
[At the ceremony]
Princess Celestia: SETTLE DOWN! Today is the day! One “lucky” pony will be taken to the great pit of boiling water to be melted into gelatin!
Princess Luna: You will have the day to relax! Then at 6 pm you will report back here!
[Everyone leaves, worried]
[Later, at Twilight’s castle]
AJ: I’m so scared!
RD: What if i’m made into rainbow Jello?
Rarity: That lake is too unfashionable! I can’t stand the thought of being made into gelatin there!
PP: Well, at least it will be Fun!!!!
Spike: I don’t want to lose any of you!!!!
Twilight: I’m sure none of us will get chosen! Besides we have to take the test!
AJ: Your right! Speaking of the test, it should have been delivered by now!
Rarity: The test is about what again?
Spike: Equestria Of course! Everything about it! The pony with the lowest score is sent to the boiler!
RD: This will be easy!
[The test is delivered]
Fluttershy: OK, we can do this!
[Twilight is unsure of the last question “How many alicorns are there in Equestria?”]
Twilight: 4..right? Me Cadence, Celestia and Luna…?
[Twilight finishes and gives it to the guard outside]
PP: Yay! This was fun! It was easy, besides the first question, “Who founded Equestria”
[Everyone finishes at 5:30 and walks back to Celestia’s palace]
[Later……]
Luna: ALRIGHT EVERYONE!!!! The tests have been scored. The pony who will be made into gelatin is…..Granny Smith!
AJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
GS: Yee haw! Make me into apple Jello!
AJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
GS: I will be the best Apple Jello ever!
[GS is led into to hut]
AJ: We MUST save Granny Smith!
FS: I agree!
Spike: Yes!
PP: Do you mean find an innocent pony and forge a worse test score?!?! YAY!
AJ: If that’s what we gotta do.
Rarity: As long as I don’t get dirty and unfashionable.
Twilight: Let’s do this! AJ, Pinkie, you go find an innocent pony. Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, find a blank test. Spike, go get me a new pen. Rarity, you come with me. Meet us back at our castle in 10 minutes!
[Everyone leaves]
[10 minutes later]
[PP and AJ return with an innocent pony]
[Spike comes with a new pen]
[FS and RD come with a blank test.]
Twilight: Ok. Put “Jeff” for all the answers.
FS: Isn’t this Illegal?
AJ: Yep.
RD: Whats your name?
Draco: Draco Malfunction
RD: Put Draco Malfunction for name!
Spike: We’re ready! Twilight, take the test, Rainbow Dash, take Draco Malfunction!
[Everyone rushes back to the hut]
Twilight: Princess Luna! Princess Celestia!
Celestia: Twilight! Why Are you here? We are about to start!
RD: But that’s the thing! We found this guy and a test hiding in the well!
[Celestia reads the test]
Luna: This is worse than Granny Smith!
Draco: But.. what..no. WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Celestia: Come with me Draco Malfunction. Granny Smith, you can leave!
[Luna and Celestia take Draco Malfunction, and AJ takes GS]
[Everyone walks back]
AJ: We did it! We saved Granny Smith!
Fluttershy: And broke a lot of rules doing it…
Twilight: Who cares! Granny Smith is safe!
THE END