1.No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

Care of Magical Creatures class had just begun. We were studying Flobberworms. It was boring so I thought that I would break a rule. It wasn't a rule but it will be soon. 

"Hi, I'm Steve Irwin and welcome to Care of Magical Creatures," I said loudly in my best Australian accent. Everyone stopped feeding their Flobberworms and looked at me. A few Muggleborn giggled. "Today, we will be looking at the Flobberworm. This vicious creature gives off a disgusting slime that we have to touch for Potions class." Before I continued, the teacher looked straight at me and said "Out." I gave my best innocent look.

"But I was just doing an impression," I said, widening my eyes.

"Out." The Professor repeated.

"Ok,Ok," I said putting my hands up. I started walking back to the castle before I turned around for a brief moment and said "But it was a good accent."

2. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

It was the first of many fourth year Yule Ball dance classes. All the boys were groaning and all the girls were buzzing about dates except for Ella, Lauren and I. Although I wouldn't mind if Keaton asked me. I wouldn't mind at all... Anyways, since the class was extremely boring I decided to spice things up.

"By now you all should have a date. Please grab them so you may practice the step that I showed you," Headmaster Mcgonagell  said. Here was my chance. I raised my hand. 

"Professor, my date's not here," I said.

"Then where is your date?" The headmaster asked. I smiled.

"In the lake," I said "His name is Squidy." I giggled like all the other airheaded romance-crazed girls.The headmaster sighed.

"Stop fooling around and wasting everyones time Jennifer," she said sternly " 5 points from Ravenclaw." It was nothing. I would just help win it back at Quidditch. Ella stepped in.

" It's true," Ella said " I saw him ask her. It was real!"

"Nonesense," The headmaster said "5 points from Gryffindor!"

Well, it was worth it.

3. I will not tie-dye all of the owls

John and I met up at the door of the Owlery.

"You got it?" I asked. John smirked.

"Of course," he said "I'm a Slytherin after all." He handed me a few bucket and bottles of paint. Tonight was going to be a long night. John and I woke up to the distant yelling. I smirked. After tie-dying them, we gave them all post to give to one Slytherin named Zach. He was really annoying! We ran down to the Great Hall. However, we did not realize that we were covered in paint. We entered the Great Hall just in time to see Zach running out, followed by all the owls.Once the owls had cleared, we saw that the entire Great Hall looked chaotic. People were coughing up bright feathers and all the food was awry. John and I were about to sneak out when one of the school bimbos, Ayla, started yelling at us.

"YOU!" She shrieked "YOU SENT THOSE OWLS!" She was really mad. She was making so many obscene gestures that her really short clothes that she wore under her clothes rose up. I really hate her.

"How does that effect you?" I asked. She grew even madder.

"HE WAS ABOUT TO ASK ME TO THE YULE BALL YOU FREAK!" She exclaimed. I rolled my eyes. Everyone knew that Zach hated Ayla. 

"Yeah." I said said" And I've never misbehaved."

She screamed one more time and stormed off to stalk Zach.

4. I will not reenact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall

After the owl fiasco, we still had something planned. We agreed that we would act at 8:45. I was shaking with excitement. The clock turned to 8:45. I caught my friends eyes. This was it. I stood up and started tapping my wand against the table.

"Snape, Snape, Severus Snape," I started. Professor Snape looked up from the Head table. "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape," Lauren stood up and exclaimed " Dumbledore!" The headmaster looked up at us. We knew that she was very close with Dumbledore. We continued until John stood up and started going "Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley!" And not soon after, Ella stood up and began stating "Hermione, Hermione, Hermione, Hermione, Hermione," And finally Keaton stood up and exclaimed "Harry Potter, Harry Potter oo, Harry Potter, Harry Potter, yeah!" The Great Hall was staring at us. I began walking to the the Hufflepuff table. Here began the next part.

"SNAPE"

"HARRY"

"SNAPE"

"HARRY"

"SNAPE"

HARRY"

"SNAPE" 

"HARRY"

"DUMBLEDORE!" Half of the hall jumped in surprise. Lauren had a talent of going about unnoticed.

"Hermione," Ella said. We each went into our own parts until we reached to center of the Great Hall.

"Sing our song all day long at Hogwarts!"

" I found the source of the ticking, it's a pipe bomb!" John said. We all fell down. I waited a second before I stood up.

"Voldemort, Volde-" I didn't finish because Teddy Lupin tackled me. I look up at him. He was crying. I remember now, his parents were killed by Death Eaters. Maybe this wasn't a good idea.