- Joined April 2020
- Member of Slytherin
- 299 House Points
- 1st Year
- United States
Backstory
Sup. My name is Kiara Parker and I'm a twin that was sorted into Slytherin (my uber-cool sis, Alisa, was sorted into Ravenclaw). Anyway, I think the hat put me into Slytherin because I MADE IT PUT ME IN SLYTHERIN!!! It's where all the cool people go! I don't know what classes are like at Hogwarts, but I'm thinking Potions and Charms might be enjoyable. I don't like anything History of- however, and divination prolly will suck.I grew up with people that weren't my real parents, but I assume I'm pureblood, or maybe even half-blood (GROSS!) because I was sorted into Slytherin. However, the people I grew up with were aware of magic so I know a lil bit about all this magicky stuff. Paul, my "Uncle" (he's not really my uncle, but we call him that anyway), says I should be nice to anyone, disregarding their blood status, but like??? WHY???? Ever heard of "birds of a feather flock with each other" DUH. Like I'd want to be associated with filthy mudbloods. EW. I personally knew Draco Malfoy and HE wouldn't approve of that sort of tomfoolery. He was BAE, but silly Pansy was always in the way :/
I think my greatest strength is not giving a sh-, oh wait - you want "child-friendly" strengths. Gross. Well, I have a strong opinion, so that's a thing. My greatest weakness is - why the heck would I tell you?!?!?! You ain't my boss. Speaking of jobs... I was looking at various job openings through the M.o.M. and I saw there are HIT WIZARDS!!! If I can't be a Death Eater, I'll be an off-road hit-witch. Magic fascinates me because you are so so SO much more powerful than the average no-maj, aka, muggle. I want to be able to use magic to further my own ends or my BAE's ends, if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just want to be the ALL-MIGHTY-KIARA!!!
I have a pet dragon.
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