★ Clementine ★

Backstory

Don't even bother reading this pathetic excuse for a backstory. I'm not putting any cool tricks in it so you can scat.

Butttttttttttttt...

Since you're still here, you're most likely going to get bored. Well I am talking about this piece of crap. Let's continue...

I'm Clementine

No, you may not call me Clem because that rhymes with phlegm and I might shit in your mouth every time you call me that. Ily.

I'm 123977652665 years old and that may seem old to you, but back in my day I used to have ins with the dinosaur's.

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This is a total mess but honestly I'm living for it.
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Later dude!