ornithia

Backstory

What Hogwarts House were you sorted into, and why did the Sorting Hat make that selection?
-Hufflepluff clearly because I am amazing and honey badger don't fuck around.

Were you a hatstall (where it took the Sorting Hat a long time to decide) or was the decision immediate?
-A hatstall but only because i overwhelmed the sorting hat with my oh-so amazing mind (it thanked me afterward)

What classes do (or did) you like the most?
-Botany i mean, Huff-le-Puff amirite? ;) ;) ;) jk greatness doesn't need a THC boost to feel good unlike the rest of you lowly peasants

Which did you like the least?
-Fuck history of magic you pureblood bastards are batshit insane

Any classes you did well in but didn’t particularly enjoy?
-Divination, everyone's always DYINGGG

Are you a muggleborn, a half-blood or pureblood?
-halfsies :-)

How has your blood status affected your life in the Wizarding World?
-I'm best of both worlds, jelly much?

If you were in the UK during either time He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named rose to power, what was that like?
-Like hell I was there what do i look like, suicidal?

What is your greatest strength?
-Me

More importantly, what is your greatest weakness?
-Also me

What are you looking to do after you finish school?
-A hobby

If you’ve graduated, have you found your dream job?
-I WISH

What do you feel is the most fascinating aspect of magic?
-What the fuck do you mean by "most fascinating aspect of magic" IT'S MAGIC NUFF SAID

Do you want to use magic to help others, or to further your own ends?
-I guess i should help. Should.

If you are being honest with yourself, what do you really want?
-A bra that fits

Do you have any pets?
-Do i get an owl?

What’s their name, and how do they act?
-Hissy McFuckface, and they act like your standard pissy cat with wings

Is there anything interesting about your family?
-The wizarding half is absolutely fucking useless

Any oddities or disagreements?
-Fuck off