Uriah Riddle-Lestrange

Backstory

My name is Uriah Riddle-Lestrange - not that you didn't know.

Luckily for you, you’ve been graced with the pleasure of existing at the same time as I. Clearly, not many get this kind of rare, once in a lifetime opportunity. I can see you probably have many questions for me, which I will graciously answer for you.

Well first of all, I was sorted into Slytherin - obviously - and the decision was rather quick. I do every single subject, because I am undoubtedly capable of that, unlike some stupid people. Oh yes, and if you hadn't realised, I'm a Pureblood. My blood is absolutely remarkable, very enviable indeed. My father, let's talk about him for a bit. Given the name, it should be evident to you that he is the one and only, Dark Lord. Yes, my last name does not align with his newfound persona. However, I do not care. Oh, and if your thick skulls could not compute this; my mother is the beautiful Bellatrix Lestrange, an absolutely wonderful woman indeed.

I suppose I will address the big hippogriff in the room (although it is none of your bloody business), yes both my parents are dead. Thanks to that no good snot-nosed Potter. Not to mention that stupid red weasel who he takes along with him and his disgusting mother who somehow managed to catch mother on a bad day. I will never forgive them. Never. Never never never. NEVER. Oh yes, Merlin, how could I forget. That 'muggleborn' is equally filthy and I'm glad my mother got to her at some point.

I suppose I'm done with this. You peasants are boring me. Ta-ta for now.