Barzillai Helm

Backstory

So.. I take it you have a not inconsiderable sum, tied up in the hungry hearts and gloomy eyes of those with feckless schemes of avoidance.
Otherwise, why would you decide to call? Not for a musical recital, that much we both know. I can, of course, resolve this issue for you; provided you are willing to arrange payment. But that wouldn't be too difficult, I'm sure. There are far less skillful debt-collectors around town, but I dare say you've come to the right place. If you want a quick return, that is.
I'm sure I won't be required to remind you of my methods, but suffice to say, I believe you will see exactly why my time is considered so valuable in this dull minded parts.