Matt

Backstory

Prodigy, gifted, undeniably strange: many a word has been used to describe I, Mattolew Maximillian the Third. I am considered to have both the brains of Hermione, power of Harry, *and *unexpected hilarity of Ronald. And that's on a bad day. Otherwise known as the elusive and powerful Crack Jesus, and with the help of my familiars, Sir Obama, Maisy and Bella, I have defeated many a beast.