[No Name]

Backstory

Being an Assistant Supervisor of Fifth Level, Department of Magical Transportation has been a very enlightening endeavour in my years of living. Why, the title itself is something to be proud of: appropriately wordy and uninteresting! In my line of work, it's best to be remembered as boring, dears. Oh, to not be remembered at all! What an epitome of Slytherin, yes? To work and achieve your ambitions while working behind scenes. I could never understand why most of my classmates fail to grasp the essence of being a Slytherin. That silly Tom Riddle, too. A word of advice: If you're going to take over the world, announcing yourself as 'The Dark Lord' gives away your hand. It would be better if you acquire a title similar to, say, Assistant Supervisor of Fifth Level, Department of Magical Transportation, non?

It also works out quite perfectly for those interested in conquering the world, too! After all, most Wizarding Families, your every day witches and wizards and everything in between, no matter how guarded or warded or undead, needs the most helpful services of the Department of Magical Transportation!